About vegans and lesbians: there's a comparison to be made there!

From Telkoth.net

In this way, I can offend both sides... ¬_¬

Telkoth: speaking of jesus dildos,
Telkoth: I was thinking about vegans
'Neen: wow
Telkoth: eating meat-flavored soy
Telkoth: 'cause, they have pointy teeth, which is meant to eat meat
Telkoth: but they don't want to,
Telkoth: but they want to,
Telkoth: so they eat soy flavored like meat
Telkoth: it just reminds me of lesbian girls and dildos, in that respect :P
Telkoth: you don't want a guy, but you want a penis,
'Neen: ha, I see
Telkoth: then again, masturbation is like that
Telkoth: so...
Telkoth: oh, and that reminds me of ants milking aphids
Telkoth: I won't hear any of this "other animals don't herd other animals, so neither should we" crap!
Telkoth: other animals don't build flying machines, either, I guess we should stop
Telkoth: or have a written language...
Telkoth: god dammit, vegans!
Telkoth: and lesbians, but to a much lesser extent :P
Telkoth: 'cause, you know, why have babies?
'Neen: haha
'Neen: right. :P
'Neen: well, wait - the babies thing - what?
'Neen: so are you for lesbians having babies or against it? :P
'Neen: like... as much as you care at all
Telkoth: I'm neither - neither one makes any logical sense
Telkoth: increasingly, either point of view is ridiculous
Telkoth: except for views against vegans
Telkoth: 'cause... c;mon
Telkoth: er, c'mon
'Neen: well... hey, they want the kids - just 'cos they don't nessecarily like penises doesn't mean that they shouldn't be able to have some if the option is there
Telkoth: yeah, yeah, no, that's cool
Telkoth: I'm just saying, vegans shouldn't approve
Telkoth: of that
Telkoth: 'cause, you know, animals don't do it
Telkoth: but we already established that vegans need to stop talking
'Neen: ahhhh
Telkoth: so it's OK
'Neen: I see
'Neen: haha
Telkoth: BUT
Telkoth: we also established that just like vegans like the taste of meat
Telkoth: so do lesbians like the feel of penises
Telkoth: so it's kind of confusing
'Neen: heh