Ali wanna play

From Telkoth.net

I was talking to Koryn about her highly unusual screen name, because every time I see it I think of a stanza from "Cowgirl (Eraser of Love)" by Underworld. Then I thought "wait a minute... I could make a poem or song out of all sorts of names on my buddy list!"

I don't know many MSN names, but those I do know tended to have very useful screen names, since you can get totally crazy with them.

Anyway, I went through my buddy list, copying down names, and increasingly realized that this would have to be a song about a girl. I didn't realize before, but I certainly have many more girls on my buddy list than guys, and as cool as the occasional "ninja" would have been to include in the poem, there just wasn't the material for it.

So here's my poem, "Ali wanna play":

Techno Kitten: 3/4 hypocrite 1/4 mafia; casualty of malice; divine shotgun. "we were in love, not in sex," whispers Fancy Toes, "vroomin, baby - violet spree." the things you fear? axe-wielding hobos, morbidly morose monkies, the very universe. "doom,   doom,     doom!" go home now, Sexy Thespian. happy, Rag Doll? (insert witty phrase here.)