Fantastic Idea!

From Telkoth.net

Okay, so I really love the cold weather, but I really hate the dry weather. Fortunately, there's a solution: Barnes and Noble.

You see, Barnes and Noble already has 819 stores across the country. If each was equipped with a giant humidifier, we could keep lips around the world chap-free!

And that's only the start!

If you've got humidifiers, why not de-humidifiers too... Barnes and Noble stores could even out humidity across the US, taming the weather system. We could certainly expect to see fewer hurricanes.

Oh, and unrelatedly, but equally important, shouldn't the cafe manager of all people wash his hands after he pees? Gross.