Romance novelist Snoop Dog

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ACT I
SCENE II. Barnes and Noble aisles.

Enter PERRY and BEN

BEN
[shelving books]

PERRY
Ben, help me out with this one. "Black Artemis." Isn't the real name, of course, so is it shelved under A, or B?

BEN
[stops shelving] I have no idea. Where was it on the cart?

PERRY
Between A and B.

BEN
Heh. Hm...

PERRY
Ah, I found it. A. Strange.

BEN
I dunno. Mark Twain...

PERRY
Yeah, but that's a name. It'd be like [stops to think] Snoop. No one would look for a book by Snoop Dogg under D.

BEN
Ha-ha. I guess not. But now I wonder where Barnes and Noble would have us shelve a book by him.

PERRY
I wonder what kind of book he'd write.

BEN and PERRY
[start shelving books again]

PERRY
[stops shelving] Romance.

BEN
Ha-ha!