Songs About Jordan

From Telkoth.net

I sing about Jordan a lot. Usually just some one-liner in response to his incessant meowing, like:

Jorrrrdan - I'll fucking kill you.

But today I came up with something a little longer:

Jordan is a retard of the highest caliber
his retardness knows no bounds
he looks for food behind the fridge 't all hours of the day
hey – I should be writing this down!

Isn't that nice? It even rhymes a bit! You have to read that third line without any breaks to make it all line up, like he-looks-for-food-behind-the-fridge-'t'all-hours-of-the-day, but, yeah >_>