U lie ur a girl!

From Telkoth.net

every now and again I accept an invite to a guild in Dofus.

This conversation took place in the guild I joined today... my character is a female character named Ninna (nin); Iron-Shields (iron) and Dilancuan (dilan) are guild members. I believe Dilancuan is the guild leader, in fact...

Dilancuan: nin iron and i are wondering if ur rly a girl :S
Iron-Shields: dilan wantd to no if u were guy or girl
Ninna: ooh! ha-ha. now I don't know if I want to tell :P
Dilancuan: y not? if u dont we will think ur a transexual dude :o but if u rly are a dude and own up to it we wont :>
Ninna: no, yeah, that could get weird if you were unsure :P I am totally a guy :P
Dilancuan: :S
Iron-Shields: o gawd
Iron-Shields: damit!
Dilancuan: :O u lie ur a girl! no guy says totally >>
Ninna: I thought it was reasonable for a guy to want to watch a girl avatar run around on the screen all day, instead of a guy avatar :P
Iron-Shields: lol
Dilancuan: iron is she mocking me? D;
Dilancuan: i can't tell D:
Iron-Shields: prob
Ninna: ha :P
Dilancuan: lol
Iron-Shields: well sence were all guys here, show off ur fake boobs
Dilancuan: erm
Iron-Shields: lol
Ninna: I haven't got that emote yet
Ninna: /boob
Dilancuan: xd
Iron-Shields: lmao
Dilancuan: /flash :p
Iron-Shields: ok guys, im not talkin for a bit...focusing