Where Willy Went

From Telkoth.net

Oh God! Today, at work, shelving books... we encountered the most fantastic book in the children's section.

This "Growing Up" book is entitled Where Willy Went. Basically it's the picture-book story of a sperm that isn't so great at math, but he is really good at swimming. Consequentially, he can't really figure out his odds at winning the coveted treasure - the soft, soft egg - but he can sure swim for it damn fast! The teacher hands him a couple maps which show him the way, and when the two pieces depicted on the map finally align themselves, "GO!", he's off!

I won't spoil the end for you, but oh man! The pictures, and the wording, and the innuendo... it's worth a read and a laugh with the rest of your book shelving crew, or maybe by yourself... whatever, it's awesome!