Zombie Zebras

From Telkoth.net

Tiffany
6:21 PM i'm wearing a zebra :P
Ben
6:21 PM where did you find a zebra?
6:21 PM you can’t have been to africa...
6:21 PM did you rob a zoo?!
6:22 PM Tiffany, this was highly illegal of you.
6:22 PM I’m disappointed.
6:22 PM go return the zebra to its pen this instance. and, um, call back its soul FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE
6:22 PM or raise it as a zombie
6:22 PM ooh: zombie zebra
6:22 PM OH! it’s alliterative, too
6:22 PM this is wonderful
6:22 PM I take back all the mean things I said
Tiffany
6:23 PM so are we friends still :P
Ben
6:23 PM you have made excellent life choices, particularly in raising an army of zombie zebras.
6:24 PM and thanks to their stripes, they’re well-suited to hiding in an urban environment
6:24 PM crossing the street on what you think is just a zebra crossing... BUT NO! IT’S A ZOMBIE ZEBRA!
6:25 PM it lets loose a hellish whinny. then eats your face.
Tiffany
6:25 PM you want one?
Ben
6:25 PM oh, um, goodness, you’re... you’re too kind, but, ah, no, no... you... you send those zombies... somewhere else...
6:26 PM I, you know, actually, I got a shipment of my own recently! yep! I’m practically overflowing with the things! couldn’t possibly need another!
6:26 PM and you, you know, you probably have all these great uses in mind
6:26 PM for yours
6:26 PM I’d hate to deprive you
6:26 PM even of one.
6:27 PM and, like, I said, shipment. from. zombie... warehouse. depot. zombie depot. it’s like home depot
6:27 PM but.. for necromancers.