Gah! Keyboard!

From Telkoth.net

Telkoth: ... my keyboard broke
Telkoth: and the other one's space bar is broke
Telkoth: so... I'm borrowing yours :P
[Katie]: you suck :P
Telkoth: you can have it back when you get home
[Katie]: s'ok, though
Telkoth: but... you should take me to best buy? :P
Telkoth: I went to Staples already
Telkoth: they only have $80 wireless keyboard/mouse crap things
[Katie]: yeah, ok
Telkoth: well, and one ugly-as-sin MS keyboard for #30
[Katie]: we'll do that after dinner
Telkoth: er, $30
Telkoth: cool
[Katie]: isn't your keyboard pretty new?
Telkoth: yes
Telkoth: juice went "DEL! my favorite key!"
[Katie]: ew
Telkoth: and then the "h" and "g" key went "well if DEL isn't working, I'm not working either, randomly!"
Telkoth: and I went "...", but not with the "." on the DEL key... not that I do anyway...
Telkoth: and plugged in the OTHER one
Telkoth: which, I should point out, weighs as much as an aborted fetus, and feels about as strange too... oh, and every keystroke sounds like a car accident
Telkoth: oh, and its space bar is broken
Telkoth: since who knows when
Telkoth: so I threw both of them into the trash compactor, much like one might expect a frisbee to be thrown. angrily. and then I went to Staples
[Katie]: I used to use that broken keyboard to finish booting up my computer :P
Telkoth: oh, it's DEL key worked!
Telkoth: how novel!